About the Creator/Scriptwriter - Ben Watson

Dividing his time between doing nothing and doing nothing worthwhile, Ben is a lazy bum. He enjoys stand up comedy, reading and computer games and rarely leaves his room. In short, he’s an average computer geek. Currently at College (High School to the yanks, I think) he’s due to fail miserably at his courses and life.

E-mail: defiledmonkey@hotmail.com

About the Artist/Site designer - Jessica Law

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Jessica is [a mass of energy / a 16 year old / a 6 foot tall killing machine] with the ability to [manipulate objects and create light at will / produce bits of cartoon styled graphics / electrocute people with her homicidal urges]. She has fetishes for [vampires/penguins/killing innocents].
She [was a virgin birth and some speculate she is the next messiah / is a miricle of modern science and is currently being held at Area 51].
Please [help her escape / comment on the webcomic / turn her into a vampire].

E-mail: vampiric_penguin@hotmail.com